• Pryvycy

GearHungry: Billy Brown and His Brain Trust of Shills

Updated: Jul 4, 2021


Billy Brown, editor
Billy Brown has a problem standing still. You can tell by the way he grooms his “killer beard.”

It doesn’t take long to figure out that is just a giant ad site run by “Billy” Brown and his lazy, shallow wanna-be journalists. They are all hacks. Go take a look.

Here's my June 3 email to their staff:

It's hard to find personal grooming products using your top pull-down icon. Have you thought of breaking them out into two men's and women's Beauty/Grooming categories? “Style” is a little too broad.

Please thank your genius journalists for me on the amazing research they did identifying Versace Eros, Acqua di Gio and Dior Sauvage as top colognes for men.

And kudos to your writing staff for such penetrating, insightful and elegant sentences as, “Not only do women only have the need to leave a great impression with a great fragrance, as men, especially, need it as well.”

And for the recommendation on Honest Amish beard balm. How would I have discovered it without Billy and his crack team!?

I’m in awe. How do you manage all of this on top of your interesting hobbies?

18 views0 comments